|I see the resemblance.|
Yup, an elephant.
Kid knows how to play dirty.
After I cried some tears (not really, I promise I held them back) and explained to him that most women don't want to be called an elephant he explained his reasoning.
"Mom, I just mean you are faithful. Elephants are faithful 100%- they say what they mean and mean what they say. And you always do that! If you say it- you mean it! I like that about you!"
Okay, that kid knows how to win over hearts. And is obviously a big fan of the Horton books by Dr. Seuss.