Corbinisms: Poop & Villains

• I was driving past the dump when I noticed the unpleasant smell and commented on it.  Corbin chimed up from the back seat that he didn't smell anything.  I questioned it as the smell was unusually bad and he replied, "Mom, I don't smell the dump.  All I smell is someone pooping!"

• I was reprimanding Corbin for continually not remembering to put things away when he is done with them when he said, "I think I'm just always going to be a villain, Mom".  I answered, "No, you won't be a villain, I can tell you are going to be a good guy."  He answered, "Not like a real villain, Mom!  Like a villain that is just chillin'".