Our Own Language

The longer time I spend with my kids, the stranger I become. One of the side effects of this phenomenom is how our language has evolved into one that outsiders may not fully understand.

For example:

Wonko (noun): silly, hyperactive person- derived from the British term, wonky.


"Corbin, stop screaming about your boogers at the top of your lungs! You are being such a wonko!"

Peenee (noun): a slang word, invented by Corbin, for the male organ

I don't think there is any need to use this one in a sentence. I think you get the idea.

Lubba-Dubba-Doo (noun): love, hugs, and kisses


A friend of mine's grandmother always would say to him (and all other family members), "Give me some of that lubba-dubba-doo". I liked it, so I stole it.

Snuggle-buggle (noun): one who likes to cuddle


"You are being such a snuggle-buggle and I love it," said affectionately when Brian climbs into my bed at five in the morning.